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1) What’s the opposite of a moron?
2) What’s longer than forever?
3) How do you know if the people you know are aliens masquerading as
4) What do you call noodles on wheels?
5) What do you do when you can’t forget the girl who forgot you?
6) What do you call wandering insects?
7) What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
8) What’s the opposite of a bigot?
9) What do you call the victim of a lobotomy?
10) How do you make a Kleenex dance?
11) How does an elephant get out of a tree?
12) Who was Mississippi married to?
13) What do you call an unborn bee?
14) What do you call a walking-dead bumble bee?
15) What do you call a ghost bumble bee?
16) What do you call a religious bumble bee?
17) What do you call an American bumble bee?
18) What do you call a dead bumble bee?
19) Where do alligators live?
20) What do you call a one-hour-old bumble bee?
1) A lessoff.
3) You check their garages for UFOs.
5) You hire a car thief to steal her new lover’s convertible and hope she comes back to you.
7) Hell if I know.
8) A little it.
9) A lobot.
10) You put a little boogie in it.
11) He hangs onto a leaf until fall.
12) Mr. Sippi.
13) A Wanna-Bee.
14) A Zom-Bee.
15) A Boo-bee.
16) A Beeliever.
17) A Free-Bee.
18) A Used-To-Bee
19) In the alley.
20) A Babee.